has anyone posted this yet? I love it!
This was perfect
I couldn’t even take a screenshot because I was too quick to post about how fucking dumb this is
this is so dumb eat breakfast people
This is how the diet industry survives and thrives. Saying do this one year and then don’t do that the next. Keeps your weight fluctuating, keeps you hating yourself and keeps you spending your $$ on shit that doesn’t work. Pisses me off.
Breakfast is lterally called “break fast” i.e. BREAKING YOUR FAST YOU HAD WHILE SLEEPING 8 HOURS. You haven’t eaten IN 8 FUCKING HOURS. YOu need to FUCKING EAT.
This is why breakfast is called “the most important meal of the day” it’s not mysterious or confusing. It’s literally eating because you haven’t eaten in fucking hours.
Starving yourself is not healthy. Eating is not “negotiable.” This is fucked up.
sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons
WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
i strive to one day be as enthusiastic as geoff ramsey winning a virtual fishing contest
I am way too young to have a dodgy hip
Now I’m stuck on the sofa for like an hour until mum comes back cause I can’t move on my own right now without excruciating pain
I’m fucking 16 years old
A spooky scary AU would be incomplete without vampire!Joel
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
is your dentist also your therapist?
Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher
my dentist just tells me i need to floss more
i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off