the lion king + tumblr .
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.
I weep for humanity
This is a woman who tore her down any chance she got. And what does Rihanna ask you to do? Pray for her recovery. This is who I stan for. She has a loving and forgiving spirit (as shown above). She has a heart of gold. God has her in his hands. That’s why any weapon formed against her shall never prosper.
How I manage my time through post-it notes!
With exams coming up, and all that stress slowly pushing upon me, I thought that the only way for me to actually do something was to manage my time, and since a planner was too much, and apparently too much effort for me, I decided to stick with this method, that I made up. (I don’t know if I made it up, I just haven’t heard of it before)
The whole thing, was mainly inspired by The Bullet Journal. The way this works. Is that you sit down and make a lost with everything that you want to manage today, just like any other list, you make a little check box in front of the task. Now this is how the whole system works.
- I am done with something. If you finish a task. Cross it of! Now that is out of the world
- I have not finished it yet. If you haven’t finished a task, and believe that you don’t have any time to do so today, then mark the check box!
- Plan for next day. When you plan for next day, simply add in the things that you didn’t finish the day before.
- When should I remove a post-it? When every task is complete. Eventhough you have moved a task forward, then still keep the old list available for you to see. This will give you an overview of how much you have managed to do. And if the notes keep pilling up, you will know that you are doing things really slowly and have to push yourself a bit further.
This for sure helps me, an motivates me to do more, and I definetly hope that it will have an even creater impact on you.
it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.
i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.
eyes too sleepy.
tummy too wiggly.
i don’t want any of this.
what a weird worm
a broken man
Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops.
this is some of the best news I’ve had in days and I want you to be excited about it to
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
"I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about"